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Old April 8th, 2005, 09:14 AM
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But are they BBQ'd?
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Old April 8th, 2005, 10:21 AM
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Perhaps, just put sauce on it and grill it!
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"'old big nose' and his Swedish henchmen/women"? Is that perhaps me.....?

Strategia inches closer, slowly taking out a pulse pistol from his belt. Phil turns white. Strategia lifts the gun and fires.

Oh dammit, should've put in a new battery.....
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Old April 29th, 2005, 02:05 PM
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Strategia is swarmed by Meerese before he can pull the trigger, with the dead pistol flying across the bar. Strategia is then taken to the back room, where he's interrogated for trying to kill a Hut patron. Screaming can be heard for 5 minutes, then its silent...

If you have to shoot someone, take it to The Arena please...
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Old April 29th, 2005, 02:11 PM
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The Dutch hey? Can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them

Anyway "old big nose" is barry manalow. I tell you Strat: Unless they are out to get you it is Paranoia.

Anyway, Aston. You got any steak that's the correct colour?
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Old April 29th, 2005, 02:19 PM
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I have some regular steak... If that's what you want. What about some Ukra-tal steak? It's red I think...
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You know I don't think you're cut out for being a restauraunterererererererer. Just like I'm not cut out to spell after a few drinks.

Right, chucking all caution to the wind, I'll take a prime rump Ukra-tal steak, medium-rare, plenty of Phong mustard and a few Jraeanr Kebabs. You do them right?
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Kinda hard to serve cooked meats of your own race, you know... That's why I don't serve red J'raenar meat. You can have the other items though.
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