Favourite quotes/episodes from Stargate SG-1

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O'Neill: I'm making my world-famous omellette.
Carter: World-famous huh? What's in it?
O'Neill: Eggs,...
Carter: Sir, I don't think that counts as a recipe.
O'Neill: Well, there's a secret ingredient that I add, but if I told you, I'd have to shoot you.
Carter: It's beer isn't it, sir?
O'Neill: Let me get back to you on that.

O'Neill: If you're gonna go out with this story make sure you spell my name right. It's O'Neill, with two L's. There's another O'Neill, he just doesn't have my sense of humour.