The Middle Way - Faerun EA [Need Replacement]

[Tyrant]

You complainin 'bout my tree?

[Dedas]

We regret to inform you that the last place that you can call true "wilderness" in Faerun will soon cease to exist. Both R'lyeh and Agartha are doing their best to chop down the forests of old and soon there will be no place for all the small and furry animals to hide from the freezing cold. Will YOU help to preserve their habitat? Will YOU be the hero that puts and end to this madness of destroying the "lungs" of Faerun?

Money donations accepted, also military forces armed to the teeth.

The Faerun environmental society thanks you for your contribution.

[Baalz]

It watches as the half-man frolics in the dawn air, carefree in the dew and the mist. As the half-man sniffs the spring flowers in the clearing, It waits. Full of life, the half-man bends down to drink out of the lake. Some sense flaring warning of a predator he whirls around to scan the tree line. Behind him, something dark, something terrible rises from the water. Too late the half-man realizes his peril as the oily tentacles tighten around his abdomen and he is dragged kicking beneath the waves. The water begins to churn as legions march forth in a seemingly unending mass.

The slaves of the underneath march from their watery barracks and the nation of Pangea begins its rapid collapse. In a single month, nearly a dozen provinces become dominated by the mind lords, to frolic no more in nature’s bounty. Along Pangea’s eastern shore dozens of spheres of ice shoot from the water to violently explode among the scrambling militia as powerful hydromancers rise dripping to step among the now bloody ice shards. On their northern shore armies of slave mages lead huge masses of lobotomized Atlantean slave troopers, shuffling like the longdead to drown Pangea in a sea of drooling flesh. On their western shore the aboleths themselves crawl onto the land, surrounded by globes of water and robbing the will of any who oppose them. Nowhere is firm resistance found, though there was a single casualty as a young aboleth underestimated the number of Maenads in a province. Everywhere the half men route leaderless as the dominated ones shuffle in long lines back towards the shore. Wading in to drown like lemmings, the are fated to become feedstock for the next generation of Mind Lords. As the tentacles of the Mind Lords close like the paralyzing embrace of a jellyfish, the nation of Pangea goes into shock, it’s heart will still soon.

[Dedas]

If Agartha wants any "spoils of war" from the 2 year campaign between us he better come quick and grab it.

Baalz, the black stone Sot begs you for mercy. Is it perhaps possible for him to submit to your will and become one of your mind slaves. His followers can fight pretty well against your foes on land. What do you say, oh tentacle beast?

[Baalz]

The one true god has ordered the destruction of the false idol, but any half-men who surrender peacefully will be given complete freedom under our rule to pursue any interest they fancy, and may even worship their old god if they so choose. Come down to the edge of the water and we will show you many wondrous things, and discuss the benefits of freedom under the banner of the star.

[Meglobob]

Baalz said:
Discuss the benefits of freedom under the banner of the star.

The freedom of a enslaved mind that is.

Or

Possibly a painful death by drowning.

[Dedas]

He seems to think he can trick us so easily just because we are animals. But we will come down to the water and look for the trap. Foolish tentacle monstrosity.

[Amhazair]

Dedas said:
Money donations accepted, also military forces armed to the teeth.

Do I understand correctly? Do you now welcome military forces armed to the teeth on your territory? I might see what I can do then.

Pity you're so far away though...

[Dedas]

Well...

[Meglobob]

I am sure Agartha will fill in...

I think I would go for being crushed to death by one hit off an Agarthian then servitude as a mindless slave of the R'lyeh.

Drowning is alot slower and more painful then a good crushing apparently too...