You have been playing to much dominons when...

[AreWeInsaneYet]

* You tried to find a lobster big enough to ride on it, in order to make yourself looks like a powerful archmage;
* You know the girl next door must be a Mother of Rivers - she produces some water every now and then.
* Every time you walk your dog in the nearby park you'll find yourself gazing the fountain wondering, "oh another oracle. why don't they imprison it?"

[void]

* you tell others you are going to "Blood Hunt".
* whatever girl you "capture", you lock them inside your dungeon.
* you think the best way to get a baslisk as your pet is crossbreeding using gi...oh well, that's a bit too drastic.

[Ballbarian]

*you find that your internet browser's user interface just does not feel quite right...

[Ironhawk]

Hahahah

[Cor2]

I choose Ftaghn! hahaha