TucoTuco - MA game for new/newish players (upload)

[Darkstone]

Van Gazetteer
Year 3AW, Late Spring:
A victory for Vanheim!

The evil necromancers who raise the horrendous dead to fight have been slain by the valiant Vans and their mercenary captains in the long and drawn out siege of the Ashdod Tel City. They withstood for many months, but in the end fell like the infidel scum they are. Casualties were few, thanks to an Ashdod slave, who opened one of the gates in the night! Their bloody temple was razed to the ground, and no more screams will echo from it.

Some cowardly Rephaite mages managed to sneak out during the final battle, but they will find no solace or safety! We will hunt them down wherever they hide!

We embrace our new citizens, and no longer will they feel the bite of whip and chain!

We mourn and honor our fallen. Construct the funeral ships!

[Skirmisher]

Well each turn some more of my limited and finite troops walk, beacause I can't afford to pay them. Now it's getting ugly.
We watch from a distance as our former home is invaded
for a second time, at least this time we dont have to fight.
A reclusive mage managed to find our first magic site of the game!!!
To bad we cant do anything with the gems ,lol.

Viva Arcoscephale, we are still here!!


I also wanted to mention that this automated game server is outstanding!!

[Fakeymcfake]

I just wanted to bid farewell to Cerlin as it appears that he's gone AI on us. He put up a good fight and I enjoyed the short time we had together throwing our respective troops at each other in a bid for godhood. Cheers.

Oh and way to make me feel bad about invading you Skirmisher, how was I supposed to know that your first and only magic site was in the way of my army. Gosh.

[Wrana]

Congratulations to our Van allies!
Farewell, Ashdod! You will be missed, Cerlin.
And big hurray to Arcoscephales for persistance!
As for quite - an old Tien Chi wisdom says that it's a sure sign of upcoming storm. I won't be surprised at all if some new war starts soon. Fortunately, our glorious Empire is almost ready for it.

[Wrana]

According to requests of our allies and due to the unpleasant fact that our Abyssia neighbors became insufferable with the very essence of being they worship harming our land and even their own population, the Council of Celestial Masters saw fit to petition our august Emperor to rewoke an agreement we had previously forged with these barbarians. The Son of the Sky graciously agreed to the petion.
So according to the Will of Heavens, our glorious Empire hereby declares that the Pact existing between our Empire and Abyssia barbarians now ends! We, however, graciously offer said barbarians a time to prepare for an attack which was agreed beforehand. Let the land be cleansed from the foul presence of Abyssia false god!

Wrana said:
our Abyssia neighbors became insufferable with the very essence of being they worship harming our land

Our temples are placed 3-5 provinces far from a border with you. Your Lung Yu should be absolutly worthless for your peolpe start worship Zwago the true God.

But it's obviously we are speaking of a far-fetched casus belli.
The real is

Wrana said:
According to requests of our allies

[Wrana]

The real is to get you to post SOMETHING in this thread!
Plus the fact that the longer you remain, the worse shape the provinces taken from you will be in.
And about who is worthless you will have full opportunity to see!
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And one for sportsmanship to both Skirmisher and Fakeymcfake! Keep at it!

[Fakeymcfake]

Ah so the drums of war continue to sound. Oh and on that note, I have to give Skirmisher credit for not going quietly into the night, however irritating his death throes might be to me.

[Skirmisher]

Thank you for the credit. I saw a weakness in your lines, assembled my forces,and attacked. Not a moment to soon it seems as your army is hot on my trail.

It was nice to get a battle victory, before my inevatable collapse. Sorry about that temple, my troops just couldn't help themselves.

[Fakeymcfake]

Eh, no biggy. They're cheap as hell for me, and anyhow it looks like you're just about out of room to run.