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		From when Mictlan Priest are cannibals, Gandalf? o.O Hinnom ones maybe... 
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		Hydra hatchling walks into a club... 
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		From an AAR on another Dom3 forum.... 
Q: What's the best type of Bard? 
A:  A dead one!
 
Q: What's better than a dead Bard? 
A: Three dead Bards!
 
Q:  What's better than three dead Bards? 
A:  Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a  Stone  Idol!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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Q: What's the best type of Bard? 
A:  A dead one!
 
Q: What's better than a dead Bard? 
A: Three dead Bards!
 
Q:  What's better than three dead Bards? 
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