OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[President_Elect_Shang]

Originally posted by mac5732:
Trajan, I thank you for the advice (belch), I agree with the older you get the rougher it is.... I'm a litttlllleeee bit older then you, (but not the oldest on the fourum ) I have found that if you lay down while hungover (over the yrs) that space and time seem to merge into a swirling, jiggling dance, which makes the time continum most noteworthy for seeing into what the speed of light realy entails. rolleyes:
ahaahahhahah,, I shall research those sites you have generously listed (for further research of science of course ) to locate one which may help this poor old sod's pounding head

thank you my good man (it was a h... of a party )

still groggy mac

Title:
To beat a hangover (or avoid the speed of light).
Before you lay down to study the light show drink one can 7-Up or Sprite (or any non-caffeine product) then refill the can with warm or cool water and drink that. The next morning you will feel great, but need to pee REAL BAD!

[ September 19, 2002, 15:53: Message edited by: President Elect Shang ]

[Gryphin]

There are two relyable methods for avoiding or reducing hangovers:
1) Abstenance
2) Drink as much water as you do alcahol.

[Rollo]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
There are two relyable methods for avoiding or reducing hangovers:
1) Abstenance
2) Drink as much water as you do alcahol.

3) Don't stop drinking.

Happy birthday, dogscoff.
Darn, I missed the party . Looks like you had lots of fun .

Rollo

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Trajan:
Mac,

IMHO---
The only real cure for hang-overs (other than not drinking in the 1st place) is sleep and youth. As I have gotten older (33 now) my hangovers have gotten substantially more debilitating. There sooooo many cures for symptoms of hang-over but nothing makes it totally go away until I sleep it off.

This site provides a several answers: http://www.hungover.net/top10_readers.asp

here is another:
http://www.hungover.net/top10_readers.asp

Anyhow...I am glad that the party was such a success.

Cheers!
Trajan

Ummmmm... it looks like you posted the same URL twice... or are we all so drunk/hungover that we're seeing double?

[mac5732]

P.E. Shang, I've never heard of that remedy before, I shall remember and try your most illustrious enlightenment on this subject.

D.T. I shall leave that up to the rest of the party goers to decide, as yours trully is not up to making a decision right now But I must admit in my regards, that, Indeed somethings at the present time do appear to be double or triple, hmmmm where did that L.H. look a like go

The Gyphin, abstinence is not allowed during the riotous, gyrating, swishing, celebrations of birthday bashes with those who engage in the ageing process. (especially after one pass 30, let alone those years that come after the nexes of 50 ughhhhhhh) does it help? NOPE, but it sure is fun trying to regress back to ones younger, carefree, wild, lustful days of yester-year.... Its only the morning after that makes one swear additional oaths of "never again"

Now in addition to the light speed of viewing and the thundrous roar of a cat walking across the cantina floor, I find myself utilizing the Inner Sanctum in very observant haste to engage the tidy bowl diety in regards to my glutonous and wanton digestion of chili with Tesco's and Puke's sauces while researching which of the two ..... Excuse me a momento..... OUTA MY WAY..., MOVE......,,,

(Inner Sanctum Door Slams) all is quiet, a FBW walks over and turns on all the fans within the cantina..... Taz, removes a new box of air fresheners and begins handing them out to the other FBWs, he also appears to be studying the "ON..." (word is not printable unless one wishes for strange happenings upon oneself ) for removal of undesirable air streams currently flowing within said establishment......

One H.... of a party the Tigga and Dogscoff threw.....

a........... mac

[ September 19, 2002, 18:01: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Trajan]

Yup...definately did post the same URL twice. I guess I am getting a bit slow with the CTRL-C CTRL-V key's. Anyhow..it is repaired. Here is the 2nd URL http://www.hairytongue.com/thecure/.

And for good measure...one other.

http://www.hangoverguide.com/over/clinic/

[Raging Deadstar]

A rumbling noise can be heard from a far. Mac looks on as his dentures rattle in his glass ala Jarrasic Park, taz stops spinning and barry cowers behind a Tigg Scoff battle crusier. All of a sudden a huge transport ship hovers above the party, leaving many regulars seconds to move their ships. It slowly parks and the smoke clears, The party stops and for a minute their is silence, except dogscoff yelping in the background from "special attention".

The next few minutes are field with everyones eyes and mouths on the floor as a couple of thousand newly appointed fbw's run out. RD walks over to GT.

"Sorry i been late, kinda been down. But heres the best selection of girls from my empire, GT is a god as far as women are concerned there."
GT Happily signs the relevant forms to take control of the new arrivals.
"Anyway the other FBW's must be getting tired, plus i had to surrender lol to my friends empire, so they won't be pleased to find a system of ugly women."

GT Recruits a couple of hundred and asks them to come in 5 at a timeto his "office"

Thats gonna be one happy cat